"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention
[watches videos of cats patting at newspaper and cardboard] yes, i see
holy I’m gonna try this
"The Perfect Crime" by Kris Straub
is it bad that i imagine bonnie speaking very sweetly and kindly and genteel-y to everyone during the day
and then immediately when the door closes their voice dropping two octaves and just.
"bye now!! bye bye, good bye! have a safe trip home, bye!!"
“ALRIGHT SLUTS, WHERE’S THE PIZZA. FUCK OFF FAZBEAR.”