i just looked at an unfinished assignment i didnt turn in cause it was so late and since two days after the deadline all i had left to do was write another 150 words

what the fuck past self why are you so goddamn lazy

1 hour ago
#god im so fucking mad #maybe id still have my a if id just goTTEN MY FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER #i set fires to feel joy

my music blog is spoontunes

my resource blog is spoonboons

my character blog is spoongoons

i am the brightest witch of my age

4 hours ago with 5 notes
#i set fires to feel joy


"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.

15 hours ago with 5,131 notes — via beahbeah, © whatbethsays

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

1 day ago with 127,858 notes — via haaaaaaaaaaytham, © thejadedkiwano
#'well you should probably go cause thats where people we like go' #aH YES THE MIT EMAIL #................tasha is also the only person who ive drawn semi successfully #of course its tasha of c ou rse #WHAT THE BLITHERING FUCK. #hEY LOOK ITS MY ATTITUDE ALL THE TIME #wHEN HAVE I EVER GIVEN THAT IMPRESSION??????/ #uh #'why would anyone even make this pie' #ah HAHEHAEHAHE kILL ME c HRIS pine E #how adorable would a quarian baby be #b abie ES??? #look at that fabulous waterfall #WATERFALLS YO #because he has no lips #.............garrus probably lbr #never seen such a good representation of lashing out because you're that scared #..............welp that got depressing fast

"anyone but bob orci"
— gene roddenberry probably (via spicyshimmy)
1 day ago with 426 notes — via giidas, © spicyshimmy


so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

1 day ago with 281,387 notes — via haaaaaaaaaaytham, © brenthor


1 day ago with 2 notes
#nervous af rn because im trying to plan my nanowrimo with a mexican-american lady protagonist #and to be frank i am white as fuck #but im also not going to let that stop me #ive got fourteen tabs of advice and research on how to write poc open and hopefully i can find more #(if anyone would like to direct me to more i would be super super grateful) #ugh this is nerve wracking


sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

1 day ago with 233,897 notes — via soddingwankers, © whordinance



how do you act around people who dont like star trek

Follow the prime directive and don’t interfere with underdeveloped societies

2 days ago with 46,638 notes — via oddballobedie, © jaredlto
#star trek #hAEH


*tips muppet* m’namana

2 days ago with 17,252 notes — via sassrelay, © translugia
#i was going to be a classy blog #b ut th e n